Oh Christmas Tree

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, why are you still in my living room? That's right folks it is now the 20th of January, about 27 days postchristmas and 30 days since that tree was watered. But there it is, still popping up in my photos, still dropping needles on my floor, rug, couch, Oliver. This is a public pleading for Bryan to please remove it from my house with haste. Thank you.